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Let's play Spot the Dance Captain!

Dude in front row with white t-shirt is soooo the dance captain in this attempt at Northwestern to break world record for ... well, something. Most people? Longest? No idea. A good effort though. But could someone tell that camera guy to move his ass?

I love these guys....

What makes a good Thriller?

1) Teased hair to make you look more zombie-ish
2) frayed and faded jeans to make you look more zombie-ish
3) Starting off all crappy and then totally kicking ass.

These guys rock.

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Canadians Like Thriller, Too!

Those pesky Canucks pull off a GREAT Thriller .. even with bad gymnasium lighting.



BONUS: These kids are so good they actually have a behind-the-scenes documentary. I'm so jealous.



BONUS: Oh. My. God. They have a WEBSITE. Not only that, but they can teach you how to do the Thriller dance. These guys think of everything. Also, my yellow contact lenses are burning, so I'll be taking those out now.

Killing a Baby Polar Bear

This whole "kill the bear cub" thing is so stupid. But Stephen Colbert makes it all better...

Stephen Hawking's Unforgettable Appearance on 'The O'Reilly Factor'

Oh man, this is cruel.... but delicious.

Making Kramer's N-Word Tirade More Shocking

Oh, this is sooooooo good. Keep your sound down at work...

Nicole Richie Takes Up Street Performing

Year of the Dog

Molly Shannon + dogs + Peter Scaaaargaaaard with a tan = yay!

Joke's on us!

Britters is addicted to coke ... with a BIG C.

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Napoleon and Xanadu

I'll say it again, this is a gay's dream. The sardonic wit of Napoleon Dynamite mixed with the fabulous trills of one Olivia Newton-John. I can't stop watching this.



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