SVU: They Hate WaHi

Cuuuuute

It's nice to see Nicole Richie taking some much needed time off.... [Thanks Kelly!]

ProjRun

Chloe totally deserved the win, though I find her dreadfully boring...

Sandler, James Head to Altar in Pretend-Gay Comedy

Fifty bucks the religious right uses this as "evidence" of what will happen if gay marriage is legalized.

Hudson Heights Skunk'd?

This is how it all went down...
10:30 Watching Flip This House on the TiVO -- it's kinda like Dukes of Hazzard meets Trading Spaces.
10:35 Lucy awakens from her couch nap, sniffs the air -- barks once.
10:36 We discuss how Lucy never barks ... Lucy plops to the floor, proceeds to bedroom ... barks once more.
10:36:20 We cover our faces as dog fart stench hits us ... but wait, no -- is that skunk?
10:37 The apartment is awash in skunk juice horror ... we panic, thinking maybe one of the little bastards (but I hear they make great pets) has wandered into the building.
10:38 But wait -- we're in Manhattan! Okay, Washington Heights -- but STILL Manhattan. I almost faint. I gasp and my man tells me to stop being so dramatic. Then he makes one of those false barf sounds.
10:40 We hear screams from upstairs. The stench is spreading. They may have been watching a scary movie, but I'm willing to bet it's skunk horror.
10:47 The waves of death recede as the wind picks up. Life returns to normal. The Flip This House people fail to flip this house.
3:37 AM I wake. No -- you're kidding me. AGAIN! I start stuffing towels around the air conditioner. Where's that duct tape I bought two years ago? We are under attack. This time it is worse. Is he UNDER the bed? Lucy barks once, and returns to sleep. The man doesn't even stir. I lay awake ... it's an hour before i fall back asleep.
Skunks. Who knew? Take THAT downtown, with your "oh no, I smell maple syrup!" Anyone else from the 190th/Ft. Wash area experience the attack? Let me know....

Also: Skunks As Pets

UPDATE: Wow. My shirt smells like skunk. It was on a hanger in my room last night -- and now smells like skunk. How embarrassing. Send TOMATO JUICE!

Broke Mac Mountain

Super niche -- but is positively the best Brokeback parody yet.